Q: How
do you know when it's Lebron James' Birthday? A: Everyone gets to leave work 12
minutes early.
Q: How
do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone? A: It vibrates and receives
calls, but doesn't have a ring!
Q: What
time does Lebron James go to sleep? A: A quarter after 3
Q: What
did Matisyahu say to Lebron James? A: Your not the only king without a crown
Q: Why
shouldn't Lebron worry about dislocating his ring finger? A: It's not like he
was planning to use it any time soon!
Q: Why
shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? A: Lebron will only
give you 3 quarters!
Q: What
is the difference between Saturn and LeBron? A: Saturn has rings.
Q: How Many points did Lebron James score
against the Jazz? A: James scored so much, Utah made him an honorary Mormon!
Q: Why
did Lebron James choose not to go to College? A: Lebron likes to avoid the
finals!
Q:
What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Lebron James? A: Tim Tebow comes
alive in the 4th quarter!
Q: What
is the formula for the perfect athlete? A: Add 3 quarters of Lebron with 1
quarter of Tebow.
Q: What is Webster's new definition of
pointless? A: LeBron James in the 4th quarter! Q: Why does Lebron James drive
an automatic car? A: He cant handle a clutch.
Q: Why
does LeBron only eat boneless buffalo wings? A: Because he has a tendency to
choke
Q: Why
does Drew Carey want Lebron James to stay in Cleveland? A: Because misery loves
company!
Q:
What's worst than Lebron James hosting Saturday Night Live? A: Lebron James
supporting cast on the Cleveland Cavaliers!
Q: What
do you call the three superstars who decided to play together for the Miami
Heat next season? A: The Three Mi-Egos
Q: After
extracting a benign growth along his right jaw line what procedure is Lebron
James looking to perform? A: Extracting himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers!
Q:
What's the difference between Lebron and your school binder? A: Rings
Q: What
does Lebron have in common with the average NHL player? A: They both play hard
for 3 quarters
Q: If a
woman proposed to LeBron, what would he say? A: Nothing, he chokes up at the
sight of a ring.
Q: What
did Lebron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland? A:
Eggs Benedict Arnold!
Q:
Despite Lebron James leaving for the Miami Heat why does Delonte West want to
stay in Cleveland? A: Lebron James' Mom!
Q: Why
did Lebron head down South? A: Because his mother went West!
Q: How
does Lebron James know he has a fever? A: When the number on the thermometer
matches the number of people in his entourage!
Q: Why
did Lebron James & Chris Bosh decide to play for the Miami Heat? A: The
Mayor of South Beach recently declared all paternity tests invalid!
Q: Why
is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players
should stay in school? A: He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris
Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him!
Q: What
does Lebron and his dad have in common? A: They both leave when times get
tough!
Q: Why
is Lebron James not happy about going down South? A: Because his mom is heading
West!
Q: Why
doesn't the apple fall far from the tree? A: LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his
mom chokes on Delonte!
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James
and a book? A: A book has a title.
Q: Why
has BP contacted Lebron James about containing the Gulf Oil Spill? A: Because
they want him to clog the pipes with his EGO!
Q: How
is your best friend like Lebron James? A: They both woke up this morning
without an NBA championship!
Q: Why
are jokes about Lebron's hairline inappropriate? A: You can't joke about
something that doesn't exist?
Q: Why
did Lebron sign up for a Discover card? A: He heard if he got enough points, he
could travel for free.
Q: What
does it mean when your movie theater requires you to put your cell phone in
Lebron mode? A: No ring
Q: Why
doesn't Lebron James shake the hands of the other team after a game? A: Because
they hurt so much from carrying his team all season long!
Q: Why
does Lebron's agent want him to play in the National Hockey League (NHL)? A:
Because they only have three periods. LeBron James' girlfriend is pregnant with
the couple's third child This gives Lebron James the NBA record for most kids
with the same woman!
Q: Why
did Lebron James have a cancer scare earlier this season? A: The Cavaliers
almost signed Allen Iverson!
Q: What
do you call three highly spirited all-stars playing for one team in South
Beach? A: An injury waiting to happen!
Q: Why
can't Lebron James write his Auto-Biography? A: He's still stuck on the title!
Q: What
does Lebron James have in common with JCPenny's? A: Neither carries any
hardware.
Q: Why
isn't Lebron allowed around small children? A: He considered a CHOKE Hazard!
Q: What
was Skip Bayless' last nightmare about? A: Lebron James winning an NBA
Championship! Q: Why can't LeBron get with Beyonce? A: Because he couldn't put
a ring on it.
Q: Why
did the chinese restaurant shut down? A: Because like Lebron they couldn't
deliver! Scientists discovered a new particle this week, which, due to its
instability, vanishes within 12 minutes. They call it 1 LeBron. LeBron James
went to Miami but he should have went to Jared; he would have a ring by now!
Lebron went South, His Hairline went North, and his mom went West! If Lebron
wants a ring that bad, he should have stayed in Ohio and bought one from
Terrell Pryor. Lebron James was just traded to the Columbus Blue Jackets. He
should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods
source:
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